You dont get more points for looking thoughtfulWhy are Number 2 Pencils So Special?
One of the most befuddling things about taking standardized tests is the fact that your entire life will be destroyed if you don’t use a Number 2 pencil. For some mysterious reason only known to God, a Number 2 pencil is the only writing instrument recognized by the SAT. If, God forbid, you took the test with a Number 3 or a Number 608 pencil, you would not only bomb the test, but face prison charges of up to twenty years.
The Evil SAT Proctor
Who enjoys screaming, “Stop, Start, Fill in the damn bubble,” at 9am in a cold classroom on a Saturday morning? Oh, that’s right---the SAT proctors do.
These people get their jollies from barking, “break’s over” and “five minutes left” to a bunch of nervous seventeen year-olds taking one of the most important tests of their lives. You have to wonder about someone who says, “I want to be an SAT proctor when I grow up.” Read More...
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