Most used car salesman eventually become admissions officersRisa Interviewed in NY Post
Risa was recently interviewed in the NY Post as part of an article they did on the Big Apple College Fair. Risa shared her insight and advice on how students and parents can survive the college admissions process. Read the whole article here.
Yes, College Admissions Officers Lie to You
The used car salesman doesn’t care what you got on the SATs.
College admissions officers lie about so many things: from that meningitis outbreak on campus to engaging in a “holistic admissions process”---do you really think they factor your passion for sniffing international cheeses into your application? Read More...
College Fairs and Admissions Officers
There are a few cardinal rules to follow at college fairs. For example, don’t just bark at the admissions officer: “how is your psychology department?” Show that a.o. that you’ve done a little research and say, “I heard Professor Tinky is conducting groundbreaking research on why humans wait until the last minute to replace toilet paper. Does he teach any freshman seminars?”
Another way to make a positive impression: don’t follow the admissions officer to his/her car after a college fair. This only serves to put your mental stability in a questionable light and cause the ao to reach for mace.
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